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Once Upon a Mattress (2005)
Somewhat entertaining
Bland shot on video Disney live action TV movie musical, based on the fairytale The Princess and the Pea. Plays more like a stage musical than a movie. Entertaining enough to keep my two girls (6 and 11) watching through to the end. Rating: 5 out of 10.
Man vs Bee (2022)
Big Rowan Atkinson fan but..
Why wasn't this just cut into a 90 minute feature, it would've been so much better. Typical Mr Bean type comedy, this still pretty funny but annoying in the short span of the "chapters" and having to hit the next chapter every 10 minutes. I still recommend it tho if you are a Bean fan.
Hullabaloo (1940)
Goofy Musical Comedy!
This is a "just sit back and enjoy" comedy musical, really doesn't need any critique. Frank Morgan is always fun to watch, and he is typical here, he and Donald Meek carry the film. Some nice songs and dance scenes and a brief appearance of Leo Gorcey (The Bowery Boys) as a bellhop. A movie made for entertainment plain and simple!
Pure Feud (1934)
I love classic short comedies...
However Edgar Bergin and Charlie McCarthy definitely were funnier on radio, but their short movies were not up to much. Especially this one, which even having the great Shemp Howard in it can't save it! Dull, just pure dull!
Nativity 3: Dude, Where's My Donkey?! (2014)
It's Silly and Fun!
So no-one won an Oscar for this, but everyone looked like the were having a great time making it. All franchises go downhill with #3 and this one's no exception. Just sit back and relax, enjoy the songs, laugh at the silly gags and nobody gets hurt! Good family fun. Get the kids together and watch!!
Matt's Off Road Recovery (2019)
One of You Tubes best shows!
Matt, Rudy, Lizzie, Ed and co. Give us great entertainment whether off on an adventure recovering Ed's jeep, lost in the mountains for 47 years, or rescuing stranded people and their vehicles in the wilderness. Working in the shop updating or repairing the Banana (jeep) or the Morvair ( a muscled up 1960's Corvair wagon), it's always fun!
Hell Ride (2008)
Get on your bike and ride as far away as possible from this fiasco!
The absolute worst biker movie ever. I am now trying to save you 84 minutes of your precious life. Larry Bishop certainly did not inherit his dad's (Joey Bishop) talent. Horrible actor, director and writer. The rest of the cast don't fare any better. Horrible piece of entertainment, unless the bikes and nude babes are enough to keep you watching!
The Ice Road (2021)
Liam, Liam, Liam what are you doing here???
The absolute bottom of the barrel. I want to believe that Liam Neeson was totally blind blitzed drunk while signing the contract without seeing the script for this utterly stupid action yhriller. It defies logic!!
Aliens Stole My Body (2020)
It will entertain the young ones!
Just like it's predecessor (Aliens Ate My Homework) it's a low budget kids movie, and on that level it works fine. My 10 year old is sitting here enjoying it.
Outlaws and Angels (2016)
Don't expect a traditional western here...
Horrible, filthy people populate this disgusting excuse for entertainment. Long, I looked at the clock and saw it had only been on an hour, I dreaded the fact I still had an hour to go. But I'm a completist and always finish what I have started. Please don't make them same mistake. Just avoid it!
Stowaway (2021)
Yawn!
After watching 2 reasonably entertaining movies today, I had renewed faith in Netflix. Then I had to follow them with this 2 hour time waster. Stowaway (could be aptly titled Boreaway!). Another long drawn out space opera, devoid of action, the only thing going for it is Anna Kendrick is cute to look at! Don't bother!
Diamond Trail (1933)
Dull basic early 30's western
If you don't expect a lot of action or gun play, this Rex Bell early 30's B western from Monogram will fill in an hour. Not bad, just lacks excitement!
Doors (2021)
Don't even...it's not worth it
Even if it was free I'd want my money back! Looks like it was cilmed at somebody's home with a cellphone and green screen processing. I paid $5.90 for this, so they're already making a profit! Just slow and boring, like most of the scifi junk that shows up on NF, where it should be, not on PPV!
Irreplaceable You (2018)
Depressing!
If you're into depressing disease of the month movies, this might be for you. Performances are not bad, we get a fleeting glance at Steve Coogan, with a more substantial supporting role from Christopher Walken. Nothing here I would call entertaining, but like I said earlier... if you're into that sort of thing!
Pirate Treasure (1934)
Hang on to your hat!
Great action adventure serial, tons of amazing stunts for 12 action packed chapters by star Richard Talmadge.
Tesla (2020)
Is it a drama, a biopic or documentary?
It doesn't know, and neither do I! I'm only halfway through this bore, and struggling to stay with it thru to the end. I don't know why, but I'm rating it a 3/10!!
It's a Bird (1930)
Amazing animation
The story may leave a lot to be desired, but excellent animation for the time. Sad he never got the acclaim he deserved! Well worth a watch for animation aficionados!
92 in the Shade (1975)
What did I just waste 86 minutes on?
This film right here! Great cast, but the movie is a snoozefest, a total bore!!
Orazi e Curiazi (1961)
Not as bad as you might think!
Decent Roman sword and sandal epic, a bit of an international effort with an American star, British director and an Italian production. Alan Ladd acquits himself well enough, I had doubts about seeing him in a Roman toga, he looks more convincing than John Wayne as Genghis Khan (not that, that would be difficult!)
The Devil All the Time (2020)
Boring
How does misery and ugly violence equate into entertainment? It doesn't! With the cast of this film, I thought it might be good but I just couldn't get into it. Miserable excuse for entertainment!
What a Blonde (1945)
Leon's at it again!
Sure it's the same old mix up plot from Leon Errol, but he's so good at it he's always an entertaining old rascal! If you like the Mexican Spitfire movies, you'll love this one too.
No Maps on My Taps (1979)
Fascinating!
I loved this classic documentary. Full of great tap dancing footage and jazz music. Eat your hearts out Gene Kelly and Fred Astaire, these guys are right up there with the best! Very entertaining.
Vampires: The Turning (2004)
Definitely a 6
Enjoyable fantasy action thriller B movie that's a cut above the average (not by much tho). No classic, but enjoy on a "drive-in entertainment" level!
Into the Dark: Crawlers (2020)
Episode from a hit n miss series
A very hit and miss series, and this is one of the "misses". So bad it might as well have come from Netflix. Don't even bother, as for being set on St Patrick's day, not even a remote hint of Irishness🇮🇪 , apart from some of the soundtrack.
The War with Grandpa (2020)
About what I expected!
Almost as exciting as your average nondescript TV movie of the week. Totally miscast and unfunny. An easy paycheck for the 3 washed up stars on their way to the retirement home! My 9 year old however found it amusing. 4 stars.