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Keep Breathing (2022)
Garbage by Netflix
A miniseries about a corporate sociopath with a myriad of personality disorders gets stuck in the woods.
Constant flashbacks to try to draw viewers in but you realize this character needs an assortment of medications to function as a human being. Corporate Lawyer who loses her cool at the drop of a hat. Maybe the younger generation see this character as compelling.
I wish she made it to her destination on the charter flight, as they were smugglers and she, in realistic terms would have probably been used by drug runners to fulfill their trade needs.
On an attempt on fishing she yells, 'f u fish', swearing in the vast wilderness doesn't help.
Taken at Birth (2019)
Wanted to enjoy it but....
First, the 'journalists' they have on the show are celebrities. Chris Jacobs was a Entertainment Tonight correspondent, not a journalist. Lisa is married to Jon Cryer.
Second, the production was very Curse of Oak island. Meandering and pandering.
Few other things:. The bearded old guy had chew in his mouth on every scene! No one was wearing seatbelts, even in downtown Atlanta, OMG. The show was very overdramatized, even the ending....and no, I highly doubt a SEASON 2.
Snowpiercer (2020)
Train derailed
Started strong, season 3 is unwatchable.
People who give this A +, probably wear their masks in the shower.
Acting is very poor.
Daveed is not a great actor and seems like he's about to break into spoken word poetry in front a mural.
Lots of "tough" female leads.
The Kindness of Strangers (2019)
Missing something
That good feeling you get when you see acts of kindness, even in a movie is missing from this film.
Fake NYC
The movie lacked the feel good moments you'd think you'd experience.
Poor casting:. Bill Nighy who I love could have been played by a stand in. The woman's husband DID NOT at all look like a cop. Maybe a coffee shop Barista. People trying to hide their accents from various countries, trying to pretend their in NYC. The non-nurse who works at a 'empty Hospital'
Netflix needs to stop peddling foreign made films as a domestic movie.
Aileen Wuornos: American Boogeywoman (2021)
All it needed was Morgan Fairchild
Add Stephen Bauer in this movie and you wouldn't be able to tell it from a 1990s straight to video.
Worst thing I've seen in a Long timmmmmmmmmeeeeeeee.
Jerry Seinfeld: 23 Hours to Kill (2020)
What's the deal with old material?
Grew up on his show and can spit out dialogue verbatim.
Got through 2 minutes of this. Same material from over 30 years ago. ' We're out, this is out'.
Not sure why he's using such a whiny tone as it was annoying. Didn't like it
Gaffigan now smokes Seinfeld and I respect them both. Gaffigan has be crying, Seinfeld had me rolling my eyes.
Top Secret UFO Projects: Declassified (2021)
Bad
Don't waste your time. Same material as what has been on Discovery and History channel for decades.
Low budget. Animation from early 2000s.
Experts are basement dweller Coast to Coast listeners.
'we confirmed that's Truman's signature' Hahahhaha.
Gutfeld! (2021)
Could be better
Watched the Friday 1/7/22 after a break from anything news related. I have watched it previously and liked it.
Gutfield seems like he's playing Martin Short's Jiminy Glick with the harry potter glasses falling off. Timpf seems like the girl at work who'd sit with the guys for attention, eat sunflower seeds and two olives, then go out for a few Marlboro's.
Enough with the fart jokes, put in effort.
Glow Up: Britain's Next Make-Up Star (2019)
Ding Dong Dimwit
To sum up the show imagine a skinny teenager eating a big Mac at McDonald's and a 400 lb obese adult tells them they shouldn't eat fast food.
Ding Dong divas, oh the sad stories. Boo hoo.
Zone 414 (2021)
They tried
Blade Runner meets the book The Big Sleep aka The Big Lebowski. Guy is great but needs to make better choices in his roles... A fake Deckard. Could have been played by anyone.
Emily in Paris (2020)
Shallow & Pretentious
Dough eyed American millennial moves to Paris for a position she's not qualified for.
Sleeps with every man she meets. Her bosses hate her.
A show that epidomizes the millennial know-it-all phone/social media generation, and not in a good way.
Paris is a dumpster fire and they portray it inaccurately....maybe if it took place in 1998.
The Power of the Dog (2021)
Pretentious Movie about nothing
A movie about a pianist who can't play who's married to the fat kid from Breaking Bad. Dr Strange is angry though the movie at everything. Then it ends.
Locke & Key (2020)
Season 2 Why Bother
Is it Hogwarts?
Teenage skin show? I know directors and producers are pervs but adult viewers don't want to see even actors playing teens messing around in bed. Freaking weird.
Family drama?
Why is lonely uncle suddenly gay in season 2? But he knows how to fix a Chevelle!
They randomly threw back in the kid on the prosthetic limbs at the tail end of S2.
You could tell how season 2 was gonna roll and it'll be the same for season 3.
The douchey kid with the undercut absolutely ruined the entire season.
Army of Thieves (2021)
Watching this now
He just won the John Wick safe cracking contest and had lunch with a thief. Dialogue was TOooooo long. Waiting for the predictable gang of diverse characters. Netflix has to start making watchable stuff.
Sorjonen (2016)
Far fetched Noir
First season was well done. Skip the rest.
Haven't heard of too many detectives recruiting criminal spy's to work side by side. Also, the level of family involvement is asinine and insufferable.
Some episodes I couldn't even follow how it was concluded, as he gets a 'flash of beautiful mind' and throws the cuffs on a perpetrator. The episodes are too slow and I think the writers just wanted to wrap it up.
The Curse of Oak Island (2014)
Worst
Worst "reality" show ever. 7 years, working around the clock, haven't found it. Gee, wonder why?
Court Cam (2019)
Commercial court
They set-up the next scene. Commercial. Show content. Commercial. Repeat . If you fall for Oak Island, you'll like it.
To Catch a Smuggler (2012)
I'm not Woke but this show is the Epitome of Racism
I enjoyed the show before I started catching on.
You ever wonder what happened to the High School Jock bullies who'd make fun of foreign kids or the handicapped? They became CBP officers!
Anyone from South America - STOPPED
Anyone from Central America - STOPPED
Anyone from Africa - STOPPED
Anyone with dark skin - STOPPED
ANYONE who doesn't speak good English - STOPPED
That one guy in JFK with the whiffle, I'll lay him out in a minute. Mr. Tough guy cop with the sarcasm. Harassing a guy who has 32' inseam pants and he's a 34', now that's pretty suspicious, good work officer, make sure you body scan everyone passing through too!