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[[Image:Truck cab.JPG|thumb|Inside one of the many [[semi-truck|trucks]] John has driven.]]
'''ErgoSum88''' (also known as '''John''') is a [[truck driver]] who was born in [[Arkansas]]. He currently resides in [[Bryant, Arkansas]], although he used to live in [[Florida]]. John is currently married and has a daughter.
 
Commonly known on the internet as "Ergo," John has used this username since 1995.{{fact}} John has an excellent sense of humor, and never takes life too seriously. In case you were wondering, "ErgoSum" does indeed refer to phrase "[[Cogito ergo sum]]," made famous by [[René Descartes]]. When composing an article, John makes every available effort to cite ''reliable'' sources for verifiable facts and thinks more people should do the same.
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==Adulthood==
 
Having moved to Orlando, John subsequently experimented with every [[illicit drug]] known to [[mankind]]. Taking the old adage "[[Carpe diem]]" to heart, he started frequenting a [[nightclub]] known as [http://www.clubatfirestone.com/ Firestone] in Orlando.
 
He worked in various [[restaurants]] as a [[waiter|server]] and dabbled in [[telemarketing]]. Upon breaking up with the mother of his child, he decided to move to St. Petersburg (near [[Tampa, Florida]]) and reveled in life as a beach bum.
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==Recent Years==
 
At 27 years old, John decided that he needed to settle down and find something useful to do with his life. After perusing the local classifieds, he happened upon an ad for free [[commercial driver's license]] training, and thought to himself "What the hell, I'll give it a shot." Ever since then he has retained a stable job and is doing well.
 
As a truck driver, John has traveled to 46 of the 48 [[contiguous states]] (the only exceptions being [[Maine]] and [[North Dakota]]), [[Washington D.C.]], and two [[Canadian province]]s ([[Ontario]] and [[Quebec]]). He has also been to [[Hawaii]] and the [[Bahamas]] while on [[vacation]]. He has yet to make it to [[Alaska]].