Only Fools and Horses (1981–2003)
Lennard Pearce: Grandad
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Quotes
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Grandad : Your dad always said that one day Del Boy would reach the top. Then again, he always said Millwall would win the cup.
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Grandad : [Grandad is talking to an urn containing the ashes of Trigger's grandfather] I mean, I dunno why I'm even talking to you about this, Arthur, 'cause I know you can't hear me.
Del Boy : [picking up a traffic cone and using it as a loudspeaker] That is what *you* think, Trotter!
Grandad : Arthur? You mean... you can hear me?
Del Boy : You're coming through louder than a CB. Rubber duck.
Grandad : Oh, Arthur, I... I really am sorry about what happened all them years ago.
Del Boy : Ah, but how do I know that you mean it?
Grandad : Oh, I do, Arthur. I'd do anything to prove it to you.
Del Boy : All right then. Tell me where your money's hidden.
Grandad : I ain't got no money!
Del Boy : Oh, don't give me that, you lying old git! I know you're all right for a few bob, and I want to know where it is hidden.
Grandad : It's in me suitcase under me bed.
Del Boy : No it ain't; I've looked.